“Are you comfortable with Evolution?” is not a “Gotcha!” question
Wisconsin's Governor Panders and “Punts”Jetting across the big pond to face questions from the British press has become the GOP equivalent of a sparring match, or maybe a few rounds of exhibition...
View ArticleGovernor Sockpuppet Skit
(Author's Note: I wrote this when Act 10 was railroaded through the state legislature. At the time I was also authoring articles to my labor blog, learning Adobe Premiere so I could edit the footage I...
View ArticleLeech in Governor's Mansion Aspires to a Larger Host
A previously unknown species of giant leech has been discovered feeding on the state economy in Wisconsin.Biologists from the Department of Natural Resources, astounded by the sheer size of the...
View ArticleLeech in Governor's Mansion Aspires to a Larger Host
A previously unknown species of giant leech has been discovered feeding on the state economy in Wisconsin.Biologists from the Department of Natural Resources, astounded by the sheer size of the...
View ArticleHow to Talk about Your Union to Non-union Neighbors
“He who controls the narrative wins the Field.” Hmmm, might just be the 21st century take on The Art of War.Behind the Republican legislative victories in state and national government is a power grab...
View ArticleCoralling the Pig-Citizen
The last diary closed with a quote to ponder. It was spoken by the Pig in George Orwell's novel, Animal Farm: “All animals are created equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” Rich...
View ArticleGovernor Scott Walker: 'I Don't Know' whether I am a Christian
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, a prospective Republican presidential contender, said Sunday that he doesn't know whether he is a Christian.“I don't know,” Walker said in answer to a reporter's...
View ArticleChairman Walker Promises “Great Leap Forward!”
In a speech Monday that was punctuated by occasional cheering, the Governor of Wisconsin promised a sweeping transformation of the state economy. “With this stroke of a pen,” said Republican Governor...
View ArticleWisconsin Governor Delegates His Duties to Staff while Pursuing Republican...
(Pretend Governor now Pretending he is Presidential Material...) In a surprise move, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has fired his aides and hired a public relations firm to replace them. SW&SD...
View ArticleWisconsin Republicans Build Crises Into State “Budget”
(Admiring and Emulating the Kansas Model of Economic Collapse)To quote Representative Rob Woodall (R-GA), “A budget is a moral document. It talks about where your values are.”Boy, Rob, it sure does.
View ArticleClimate Change Banned in Wisconsin
(Republican ostrich speaks with head in climate-controlled location.)In an unexpected move, the Board of Commissioners of Public Lands has voted to ban climate change within the borders of the Badger...
View ArticleHoosier Patriarchs Confounded by Exodus of Pregnant Women
(Pharoh sends National Guard to borders of his realm to capture and re-enslave “Prodigal Wives.”) Pharoh Pence and the BPOE (Benevolent Patriarchal Overbearing Ediots), known colloquially as the...
View ArticleWisconsin Governor Walker Failures Not Evidence of a “Style” Problem
(Wisconsinites see much deeper deficits. The Press has a duty to broadcast these to the nation.) A recent puff-piece suggested Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, the white-bread Republican candidate in...
View ArticleWisconsin Governor revealed to be “Anchor Baby”
The parents of Wisconsin governor Scott Walker let slip that he was conceived to improve their chances of being allowed to stay in the Badger state.“it’s true,” said the Governor’s father. I was a...
View ArticleGun-Nut Removed from Endangered Species List?
A recent poll found an overwhelming majority of Americans believe that one particular species should be removed from the Endangered Species List: the Lesser Reticulated Gun-Nut.This sub-species of...
View ArticleWisconsin Economic Disaster Corporation Declared ‘An Outstanding Success!”
“Wisconsin is poised for economic collapse!” roared the chair of the Wisconsin Club for Growth at a recent $5000.00-a-plate fund-raising event.The herd of one-percenters, financiers and CEOs burst into...
View ArticleWisconsin Governor: “Principles Don’t Exist.”
(Scott Walker, his poll numbers plummeting, set to unveil new stump speech)Concern over their candidate’s plummeting poll numbers has lead the “Walker for President” Campaign to craft a new stump...
View ArticleNew Species of Legislative Invertebrate Discovered
DNR Political Biologists were rushed to the state capitol today to investigate reports that a large spineless creature has taken up residence in the offices of the Assembly Speaker.“This is a rare and...
View ArticleWisconsin Governor Receives Shipment of “Deliberative Process Materials”
Tempers flared at a press conference on the front lawn of the Governor’s Mansion in Madison this morning. Several reporters were arrested and charged with obstruction of justice for allegedly fomenting...
View ArticleThe Return of the Prodigal Puppet
Central Wisconsin long served as the winter quarters for traveling circuses. Now the state as a whole, contemptuous and surly, harbors the detritus of a “Walker for America” circus. This includes...
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